a story from many years ago, before i moved here, on holiday in patts. i always heard about viagra so i thought i would try it. so i bought a pkt and downed one, off i went on the search and in a bar just outside pattaya i met the most wonderful woman to perform the dirty deed with (or so i thought)
i'm always amazed at how brazen these girls are in their place of work, dancing about in next to nothing, yet when back in the hotel room they seem to change to shy mode, come out the shower with the towel wrapped round them so tight.
but this chick never came out the shower, so i downed another viagra as the first one never worked, then i gently tapped on the bathroom door i could hear her whimpering, so i opened the door she was sat on the floor crying. i coaxed her out on to the bed where she sat and from what i could understand it was her first time as in going with a farang.
OMG i thought, what luck i'm having, so i said no worries we go eat, she give me a little hug and said, me sorry, i not do before. so we sit and eat in a restaurant smiles all round, thinking in the back of my mind, is this a scam or what, i got up from the table to use the loo, completely forgetting about the two viagra, as i got up she laughed at the bulge in my pants, she laughed so loudly now everyone was staring, as i hurried off, i managed to cover the beast on my return by untucking my shirt.
she now wanted to go back to the hotel and said, i make him go down, you no pay. to my delight, that's what happened, she said i no like bar, i go home, so i payed her fare home. i wonder how many are the same as her but have to carry on.
