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News / Re: The "someone-noteworthy-has-died" thread
« Last post by Roger on Today at 07:10:52 PM »
https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2022/jan/27/comedian-and-writer-barry-cryer-dies-aged-86

"Woman walks into a pet shop, sees a beautiful parrot and says to the owner ‘how much for the parrot?’ He says ‘£20’ she says ‘that’s cheap’, he replies ‘I have to admit the parrot has a history ,he used to be owned by a prostitute who worked in a local brothel’. The woman said, ‘for £20 I’ll take the risk’.

So the pet shop owner put the parrot in a cage and covered the cage with a cloth. When the woman got home she took the cloth off, the parrot looked around and said ‘new place, very nice’, then the woman’s two daughters walked in and the parrot said ‘new place, new girls, very nice’ then the woman’s husband walks in and the parrot says ‘hello Keith’"


RIP Barry Cryer.
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Random and Spurious / Re: Joke of the Day
« Last post by Roger on Today at 07:07:46 PM »
"Woman walks into a pet shop, sees a beautiful parrot and says to the owner ‘how much for the parrot?’

He says ‘£20’ she says ‘that’s cheap’, he replies ‘I have to admit the parrot has a history ,he used to be owned by a prostitute who worked in a local brothel’. The woman said, ‘for £20 I’ll take the risk’.

So the pet shop owner put the parrot in a cage and covered the cage with a cloth. When the woman got home she took the cloth off, the parrot looked around and said ‘new place, very nice’, then the woman’s two daughters walked in and the parrot said ‘new place, new girls, very nice’ then the woman’s husband walks in and the parrot says ‘hello Keith
’"


RIP Barry Cryer.
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General Discussion / Re: Covid-19
« Last post by Eagle 3 on Today at 03:54:22 PM »
Covid Cases 01/27. https://thethaiger.com/news

New Covid-19 cases in each province:

Chon Buri - 334
Bangkok - 1,427
Samut Prakan - 692
Ubon Ratchathani - 127
Phuket - 332
Khon Kaen - 247
Chiang Mai - 123
Nonthaburi - 460
Nakhon Si Thammarat - 204
Rayong - 112

Udon Thani - 129
Buriram - 98
Surat Thani - 87
Maha Sarakham - 98
Nakhon Ratchasima - 113
Pathum Thani - 195
Samut Sakhon - 126
Songkla - 47
Pattalung - 93
Chachoengsao - 117

Sisaket - 118
Kalasin - 55
Prachuap Kiri Khan - 59
Roi Et - 96
Surin - 100
Nakhon Sawan - 69
Prachin Buri - 51
Nakhon Pathom - 98
Lampang - 21
Pitsanuloak - 63

Saraburi - 92
Phra Nakhon Si Ayutthaya - 90
Trang - 17
Phang Nga - 91
Chaiyaphum - 67
Tak - 40
Lop Buri - 129
Petchabun - 43
Krabi - 59
Kanchanaburi - 77

Ratchaburi - 187
Chanthaburi - 64
Sakon Nakhon - 20
Nong Kai - 87
Trat - 19
Yasothon - 25
Nan - 54
Srakaew - 36
Chumporn - 40
Payao - 12

Nakhon Phanom - 20
Mukdaharn - 15
Chiang Rai - 39
Phetchburi - 42
Pattani - 14
Suphan Buri - 65
Kamphaeng Phet - 21
Nakhon Nayok - 49
Satun - 9
Bueng Karn - 17

Amnat Charoen - 13
Yala - 17
Uthai Thani - 23
Mae Hong Son - 8
Loei - 106
Nong Bua Lumphu - 40
Chainat - 13
Pichit - 25
Phrae - 28
Uttaradit - 2

Sukhothai - 21
Narathiwas - 9
Samut Songkhram - 11
Ranong - 16
Lamphun - 14
Ang Thong - 35
Singburi - 4
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General Discussion / Re: Covid-19
« Last post by Eagle 3 on Today at 03:53:17 PM »
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Sports, Martial Arts / Re: Nakhon Ratchasima FC - The Swatcats
« Last post by Thaiwolf on Today at 02:42:51 PM »
Prachuap at the weekend then Konkaen. 6 points would be nice. They are struggling a bit at the mo but still picking up points.
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Sports, Martial Arts / Re: Nakhon Ratchasima FC - The Swatcats
« Last post by Roger on Today at 10:23:09 AM »
Thanks TW. In 9th position - had we picked up 2 more points against Chiang Mai, we would have been within 3 points of 4th place   ;)

Karikari seems to be scoring regularly   :) 
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Sports, Martial Arts / Re: Nakhon Ratchasima FC - The Swatcats
« Last post by Thaiwolf on Today at 06:33:21 AM »
FT NRMFC 1 Chiang Rai 0

Off colour Swatcats snatch a late winner to gain all three points.

Kwame Karikari strikes late to give the hosts an important win. 10 points clear of the drop and now seemingly safe.
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General Discussion / Re: Covid-19
« Last post by Eagle 3 on January 26, 2022, 05:34:14 PM »
Covid Cases 01/26. https://www.facebook.com/nbtworld/

No provincial cases yet.
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General Discussion / Re: Covid-19
« Last post by Eagle 3 on January 25, 2022, 01:52:53 PM »
Covid Cases 01/25. https://thethaiger.com/news

New Covid-19 cases in each province:

Chon Buri - 314
Bangkok - 1,269
Samut Prakan - 556
Ubon Ratchathani - 114
Phuket - 354
Khon Kaen - 247
Chiang Mai - 107
Nonthaburi - 411
Nakhon Si Thammarat - 107
Rayong - 70

Udon Thani - 118
Buriram - 94
Surat Thani - 109
Maha Sarakarm - 49
Nakhon Ratchasima - 144
Pathum Thani - 228
Samut Sakhon - 83
Songkla - 58
Pattalung - 84
Chachoengsao - 57

Sisaket - 118
Kalasin - 31
Prachuap Kiri Khan - 66
Roi Et - 62
Surin - 84
Nakhon Sawan - 66
Prachin Buri - 25
Nakhon Pathom - 87
Lampang - 9
Pitsanuloak - 27

Saraburi - 85
Phra Nakhon Si Ayutthaya - 55
Trang - 23
Phang Nga - 63
Chaiyaphum - 20
Tak - 15
Lop Buri - 110
Petchabun - 21
Krabi - 51
Kanchanaburi - 75

Ratchaburi - 62
Chanthaburi - 47
Sakon Nakhon - 23
Nong Kai - 28
Trat - 4
Yasothon - 24
Nan - 36
Srakaew - 25
Chumporn - 57
Payao - 8

Nakhon Panom - 16
Mukdaharn - 26
Chiang Rai - 27
Phetchburi - 17
Pattani - 10
Suphan Buri - 23
Kamphaeng Phet - 13
Nakhon Nayok - 17
Satun - 1
Bueng Karn - 3

Amnat Charoen - 7
Yala - 17
Uthai Thani - 10
Mae Hong Son - 6
Loei - 152
Nong Bua Lumphu - 57
Chainat - 7
Pichit - 25
Phrae - 17
Uttaladit - 6

Sukhothai - 13
Narathiwas -10
Samut Songkhram - 10
Ranong - 6
Lamphun - 4
Ang Thong - 7
Singburi - 10
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General Discussion / Re: Covid-19
« Last post by Eagle 3 on January 25, 2022, 01:52:09 PM »