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A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.

Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.

They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So one of the ladies approached Susan very discreetly about the problem, & told her to mash up some green persimmons & rub them on her nipples and all over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up & you won't be able to talk properly for a while.

The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said,

“Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday.

Yesterday I checked VFS, website says they cannot comment on individual cases, lol. Same same on UK GOV website.

I took a look at the wife's PP, her previous 2 visa's are multiple entry, should have checked her PP before.
I will have to make sure that when I do the application for her latest visa that the itinerary has the EU travel included.

Thanks for the help.

Thanks to Anton and Slimeball for giving me the info for the Children's Home and the Pankan shop. We are prepping a couple of tables to donate to them.

A poor result for the Tories and Mrs May in these elections for the EU Parliament, is a foregone conclusion. Eurosceptic votes can also be expected in some other EU Nations. Will the EU reflect these changing positions in the future ? Probably not 

In the Telegraph today:-

''The election of 170 part-time dilettantes from the eurosceptic Left and Right might shake up French or Italian politics. It will change absolutely nothing in the governing structure of the EU. Trumpian ideologue Steve Bannon deems the European Parliament vote this week to be “one of the most important elections ever” but he has never tangled in earnest with Germano-European deep state. The EU’s permanent machinery will reassert iron control once the noise has subsided.''

That's the problem and explains why the UK is in Brexit mode - the 'deep' EU has a life of it's own . . . .

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2019/05/22/no-european-election-ever-deflects-eu-deep-state-one-inch-rigid/

Match Day 11 Summary - Swatcats attract biggest crowd.

Assumpcao closing in on 100 goals

Odd slip of the tongue sports comments

1. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – ‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.’

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.’

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – ‘And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!’

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 – ‘Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.’

5. US PGA Commentator – ‘One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??’

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on ‘Time Team Live’ said: ‘You’d eat beaver if you could get it.’

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked, ‘So Bob, where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?’ Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: ‘Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.’

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on ‘Look North’ said: ‘There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. ‘

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on ‘Sky Sports’: ‘Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.’

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1’s UK eclipse coverage remarked: ‘They seem cold out there. They’re rubbing each other and he’s only come in his shorts.’

12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: ‘Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.’

No problem Caller, I was just browsing yesterday and came across your post and saw no one replied so I thought why not?

Thanks DL will check with VFS.

I heard this today is it true??

The rumour is out about Klang Plaza 2, but none knows when. For sure it is struggling and already reduced much of the shopping surface.

What did close towards the end of last month was the Tops supermarket small branch inside Save One. Premises currently empty (I passed by today).

Another supermarket I expect to be shutting down any day is the so-called "Tesco Lotus West", i.e. the small branch (but bigger than a Tesco Lotus Express) located in Suebsiri area: I find it almost totally deserted each time I enter since after opening of the new Big C not so far away, while Tesco Lotus' hateful management ways aren't helping attracting customers in there, either. They shut down the cooking corner since a long time (no more ready-made food of any kind), they emptied a whole raw of freezers, downsized the fresh food sections, etc.

The main Tesco-Lotus supermarket on Mitthapap isn't doing much better anyway, as it keeps rolling down the descending path. Among other general misbehaviour, tonight in the bakery department they were trying to sell out already expired sliced bread without informing people about it (not everybody is sceptical enough to check each single item with his own eyes), and not at a symbolic price. More and more often I see expired products on sale in a deceptive way at the main Tesco Lotus on Mitthapap: for example, mixed up with other identical products that are only approaching expiry date, thus discounted for example a tiny 20%. They clearly try cheating people on purpose over there, behaving like the pettiest of street vendors. Surely the staff is being trained to do so. Not to mention about waiting lines at the cashiers all the time, being by far the worst service in the whole city; and so on and so on... Alas, what an awful supermarket it has turned into over the years.