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 on: Today at 10:17:12 AM 
Started by Roger - Last post by Thaiwolf
The Swatcats take on Prachuap this weekend (Saturday 22nd September KO 19.00 hours, TV coverage TBC). Premier League newcomers Prachuap have had a most successful first season and will provide difficult opposition.
Thaiwolf prediction; Draw.

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 on: Today at 10:01:03 AM 
Started by Roger - Last post by Thaiwolf
The Swatcats lost last night's semi final on penalties. Report to follow later.

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 on: Today at 07:55:38 AM 
Started by jivvy - Last post by slimeball
Sat Sept. 22nd

Fulham v Watford                  home
Burnley v Bournemouth         draw
Cardiff v ManCity                    away
Crystal Palace v Newcastle    home
Leicester v Huddersfield        home
Liverpool v Southampton       home
Man United v Wolves             home
Brighton v Tottenham            draw

Sun. 23rd

West Ham v Chelsea             away
Arsenal v Everton                  home

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 on: Today at 04:16:44 AM 
Started by Anton - Last post by Pompui
But World Atlas was simply borrowing figures from earlier research in 2013 released by the World Health Organisation that clearly placed Thailand as the deadliest spot on earth for road deaths.

And it seems that, inside Thailand, the deadliest province for road deaths is... Nakhon Ratchasima! At least according to a police officer who intervened today in a road-safety awareness meeting at The Mall Korat. So, it that's true, here in Korat we are living in the deadliest spot for road deaths in the world.

Maybe.It is, supposedly, the second biggest province by population in Thailand though and the traffic in Bangkok is so slow that you don't get high speed accidents. It's also the gateway to Isan, so all the traffic funnels through Korat.

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 on: September 19, 2018, 11:23:36 PM 
Started by Anton - Last post by Anton
But World Atlas was simply borrowing figures from earlier research in 2013 released by the World Health Organisation that clearly placed Thailand as the deadliest spot on earth for road deaths.

And it seems that, inside Thailand, the deadliest province for road deaths is... Nakhon Ratchasima! At least according to a police officer who intervened today in a road-safety awareness meeting at The Mall Korat. So, it that's true, here in Korat we are living in the deadliest spot for road deaths in the world.

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 on: September 19, 2018, 09:52:10 PM 
Started by Roger - Last post by Anton
This reminds me that a revered senior member of the old KF forum was trying to lure people into a pyramid-scheme business, also through a misleading job offer on the forum itself. When I found out about that I warned other forum members about it and alerted the forum administrator that that job offer was hiding a trap, suggesting to remove it from the forum. As a thanks I was verbally attacked by many members on that old forum, and the administrator asked me to take back what I had written (which I refused). Eventually, that senior member ended up removing the deceptive job offer himself, acting profoundly offended by the whole matter and covered by expressions of solidarity and support by all of his friends in the forum LOL  ;D

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 on: September 19, 2018, 06:23:14 PM 
Started by Derek - Last post by jivvy

The Joy of Owning a Dick

I have a little poem, I'll try to make it quick;
The subject is quite simple: the joy of owning dick.

A penis is a splendid thing; you ladies should be jealous.
An organ with such lovely skin, it's smooth and mostly hairless.

It starts to grow so quickly when a guy's about thirteen,
His testicles on either side, his willy in between.

It dangles neatly down below; it's softly warm and loyal.
But at the slightest hint of lust, it's ready to uncoil.

It seems to have a mind all of its own; it's like an untamed beast,
It squirms and writhes and stretches out, just when you 'spect it least.

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves, erecting when it shouldn't.
A bumpy train ride sets it off, and then I wish it wouldn't.

During summer, wearing little, sunning on the beach,
A glimpse of wobbly boobs or bums will make it squirm and reach.

But handle it with love and cae, for it will give great pleasure.
I often check if it has grown - now when did I last measure?

Some men will fret about their size: they give it lots of thought;
Is seven inches long enough? It makes them quite distraught.

They sneak a look in toilets, wondering what they'll see,
But if another glances back at them, there's no way they can pee!

Masturbating is a sin - at least some folks believe.
That's just some old wives' tale, 'cause it really can relieve.

Without this super organ, no shag would be complete.
Lesbians can try their best, but must admit defeat.

It has some splendid functions, I'm sure you will agree:
To start a whole new life, and more than that - to pee!

But what seems most amazing about my one-eyed flute,
Whatever it is doing, it knows which juice to shoot.

And better yet, it stays with one, until one's old and frail.
Don't take it out in public though, or you'll be thrown in jail

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 on: September 19, 2018, 05:43:47 PM 
Started by Roger - Last post by dam12641
Yes, good vid Rog. I was unfamiliar with John Oliver until now so thx for that.
He has some good stuff on YouTube.

Re pyramids/MMLs: I remember attending an Amway presentation in the early 80s.
I was laughing after 5 minutes and was off to the pub.
Unbelievable that they are still operating.

Dale

PS Rog, in return for your acquainting me with the above JO, I must return the favour.
Check out Ben Shapiro.................................... ATB

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 on: September 19, 2018, 03:57:56 PM 
Started by Roger - Last post by Coolkorat
I DO feel sorry for his Missis though.

I agree. Even though she had an idea of what she was marrying into, I am sure she didn't anticipate what was going to happen.

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 on: September 19, 2018, 03:31:51 PM 
Started by jivvy - Last post by Coolkorat
Sat Sept. 22nd

Fulham v Watford                  draw
Burnley v Bournemouth         home
Cardiff v ManCity                    away
Crystal Palace v Newcastle    draw
Leicester v Huddersfield        home
Liverpool v Southampton       home
Man United v Wolves             home
Brighton v Tottenham            away

Sun. 23rd

West Ham v Chelsea             away
Arsenal v Everton                  home

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