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Eagle 3

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2011, 05:41:47 PM »

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?


River?
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Derek

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2011, 02:15:43 PM »

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?


River?

Eagle 3  ✔   :)
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brettandlek

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2011, 08:42:38 PM »

Hi Alfie,
Pics dont disply here where i am unfortunately   :(
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Derek

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2011, 08:57:12 PM »

Hi Alfie,
Pics dont disply here where i am unfortunately   :(

Has the censorship in Austraila started already?   >:(
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Thaiphoon

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2011, 10:22:13 PM »

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the wicked behaviour going on.....
He sent one of his angels to earth to look into it.

When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God was not pleased so he decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them and give them a little something to help keep them going...

Do you know what the e-mail said?






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NO?

Okay, I was just wondering because I didn't get one either.
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Derek

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2011, 06:21:32 PM »

Just checked my email. I didn't get one either  >:( >:(
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Derek

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2011, 10:45:11 AM »

^ That's very corny  ;D
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Thaiphoon

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2011, 10:54:01 AM »

^ That's very corny  ;D

I knew some one would say that  ;D
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Derek

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2011, 10:59:57 AM »

I don't like to disappoint  ;)
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Toddy

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2011, 12:57:28 PM »

TP, that cat looks scaryly like your avatar!! ;D ;D
« Last Edit: July 21, 2011, 01:16:54 PM by Toddy »
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Thaiphoon

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2011, 01:09:46 PM »

TP, that cat looks scaryily like your avatar!! ;D ;D

Toddy , now you come to mention it , your right  ;D lets see if there's going to be much  difference after ive had my forthcoming
plastic surgery


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Thaiphoon

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2011, 08:42:28 AM »




Ok so this is how I think the conversation went  ;D

Customer - Hello is that the Thaiphoon Cake shop Korat
Shop -       Yes
Customer - I would like to order a cake for a friend who is leaving Thailand
Shop -        Ok what do you want on the cake
Customer - Best Wishes Suzanne , and underneath that We Will Miss You
shop -        Ok no problem

 

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brettandlek

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2011, 11:24:50 AM »

Did anybody here about this guy who got two tattos in Thailand when Geelong won the AFL Grand Final in 2007? This guy was taken quite literally too, have a read.


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Derek

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2011, 03:14:38 PM »

Left Arm
Right Arm

 :D  :D
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brettandlek

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2011, 04:44:19 PM »

Left Arm
Right Arm

 :D  :D
Yeh but have a look at the bottom (bigger pic) should be day premiers, instead it is "Gay Premiers"
This is a true story, i remember listening to them talk to the guy when he was still in Thailand.
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brettandlek

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2011, 12:00:13 PM »

And some of them speak the good "england"
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Thaiphoon

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2011, 12:27:45 PM »

My word, TP, I have become popular recently (or as they say in Thailand, I'm 'very population').  ;)  ;D

I think I can spear on behalf of the rest of the K-F membership and say with my fingers firmly crossed that any thing you receive from here , be it popularity, praise or fleeting admiration you fully and rightly deserve  ;D




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Thaiphoon

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2011, 01:23:27 PM »

Not another spelling mistake ( speak;D
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Toddy

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2011, 05:51:34 PM »

Be careful with your spelling, Thaiphoon. Bad spelling can get you into trouble. One small spelling mistake led to my first wife divorcing me!!  :o

I once went on an official trip to Paris and stayed in the Hilton Hotel. It liked it so much I sent a postcard to my wife telling her about it. However, I forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word. It cost me dear. here's what I wrote. "I am having such a wonderful time in Paris Hilton. Wish you were her."  :o

If that is true, it is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D
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brettandlek

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Re: Joke of The Day
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2011, 05:36:12 AM »

Poor guy, thats funny.
Jeez there was some thick accents in there, the one at the bowling alley who bumped into the man and his son i could hardly understand.
14, however, left his run a but late didnt he?
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